Amazing Things #34 Spider Grip

Amazing Things #34 Spider Grip

This "thing" can hold your phone on your windscreen and only cost 2 pounds 20p

- That is amazing....

Censorship

South Korea blanket blocks any "Pro" North Korean content...

This is a selection of tweets that mention Kim Jong Un and the North Korean Central News threat index - blocked by the KCSC

Amazing Things #33 ultraviolet light sterilizer

Amazing Things #33 ultraviolet light sterilizer

 This nifty device seems to be able to ZAP everything from bedbugs to dust mites...with its amazing ultraviolet light an no doubt it would be useful for identifying fake fivers...

Amazing Things #29 Zig Zag Pang Pang

Amazing Things #29 Zig Zag Pang Pang

Another Exercise aid wins this weeks honour.. the ZigZag PangPang...

No idea if it is any good, looks like a mini snowboard, but that name is truely AMAZING!!!!!!

Amazing things #28 - Food waste bin

Amazing things #28 Food waste bin

Here is a poorly shot video of our new food waste recycling bin, you scan a card, it shouts out your address and opens up tells you what to do in Korean and amazingly English (my wife says I should feel honoured as I am the only English person in my Apartment complex)- you chuck in your food waste, it weighs it and then tells you how much it cost - I cut off that bit as I didn't realise it was still talking...



Well I think it is amazing...   640 won per 10 kg that's about 0.40p in real money!!!  And that truly is amazing, I mean how much do 3 of those machines cost?

Amazing Things #24 - Electric slim jeans

Amazing Things #24 - Electric slim jeans

Not really Sure how it works.... at all  but these amazing things are like a giant denim nappy that you rig up to the mains or a battery not quite sure... and they somehow make you slim! - but they are amazing!

Muffin Tops and Bingo wings at the Lunchtime exercise club

I have recently joined some more health concious members of my team to exercise at lunchtime.  We (believe it or not)  go to one of the female sleeping rooms in my company office block.  We do between 4 - 6 sets of Squats 45 seconds of squats 15 seconds of break time, 4 sets of the impossibly painful plank, some pushups (usually I try to avoid these) and some other random exercises that our Team JJang (manager) dreams up, usually on the spot.  I usually try to distract people from my rubbish-ness at exercising by injecting my own brand of humour in to the proceedings, such as squatting out of time and humming crayon pop bar bar bar..

Or taking the opportunity to teach them humorous words for the misshaped bodies that we are trying to rid ourselves of...  So far I have managed  to teach them

Muffin tops

and Bingo wings

To tackle these problems, Team JJang has started us on a new stretching regime using an elastic stretching rope and on day 3 I can confidently say that..."It hurts like buggery!!!"

Another FUN aspect of working in a Korean Company!

Amazing things #22 - Legless table

Amazing things #22 - Legless table

This table is really quite amazing - look at the configurations - there is also a version with cooling fans for your laptop - Truly amazing and at 21 of your British pounds it is definitely on my want list!

  

Amazing Things # 20 - Electric Nail clippers

Amazing Things # 20 - Electric Nail clippers

You know sometimes clipping your nails is just too much like hard work... Thankfully someone has invented  product that will take all the hard work out of it,

At first I thought -"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" What is wrong with the nail clippers we already have - you know ones that won't run out of batteries, right when you need them most!  But then I read the tagline (translated but along the lines of...)

Safe and clean finishing nails without cutting 

[Nail Clippers] Nail organizers for a new concept

Amazing Things #19 -Skinny Legs

Amazing Things #19 -Skinny Legs

Another product to help you achieve those all important skinny legs...

It appears that by rocking on those impossible small plastic sandals you will get skinnier legs - I don't know what the cream is for...

Bag snatching... mugged Seoul Subway style!

It happened on the subway this morning, on the way to work...

But don't panic, I haven't tempted fate with my previous post

 about how safe I feel in Korea... this was Seoul Subway style!

As the doors opened at a station about 1/2 way through my journey and people started to leave the carriage, I felt a tugging on my shoulder, I suddenly realised that my (must have) 'Man bag' was now at full strap length away from me, entwined amongst the throng in their rush to depart the train, I tugged once, resistance I felt like a salmon fisherman with the days first catch, I NEEDED to reel in this catch!

The drama was over in a few seconds as my prize came hurtling back to me as the crowd erupted from the bottle neck and sprayed out onto the platform.

 -  Okay, so this is way over the top and not really an event worth writing a post about... however it provides me with an opportunity to write about subway travel in Korea and the way people behave without having to start with a complaint (see - method in the madness)

I remember my first experience during a visit to Seoul in 2002, there were fewer foreigners then and particularly children were unused to seeing foreigners, no one looked you in the eye (I remember this was a big thing in Korean guide books - "Don't try to make eye contact!") and people generally stayed out of your way... except in 2 scenarios -
'In RUSH HOUR' or 'Are AJUMMA' (What is an Ajumma? [1] Urban dictionary,[2] Wikipedia).

Rush hour in Seoul is something I avoid if I can - I am lucky enough to live and work at the far end of the Bundang line, where things are much quieter. But I have been in the Rush hour commute enough times to have experienced it in all its Pushing and toe stamping glory.

 When you are still in shock at the amount of people who just squeezed into the already full carriage some one will  surge forward with arms outstretched and actually push everyone further into the carriage... and more people get on! A friend told me that they were "push-men" and that was their job, but I have never worked out if that is an actual paid job or just a role that experienced commuters who temporarily take up the position and get from A to B quicker as their payment.

The second scenario was 'Are AJUMMA' - if you clicked the links above you know already know tat this is Korea's 3rd gender. If you didn't, then you are probably just as confused, and I am disappointed in you and you should stop being so lazy and go and click on them now...

So Ajumma are very scary, I have seen two elderly Ajumma enter the carriage from opposite ends simultaneously spot an empty seat (they have evolved to have extra senses too) glance once at each other before breaking into a sprint towards the empty seat pushing everyone out of their way in a fight almost to the death for that empty seat, in this instance the loser laughed at her failure and procede to the next carriage.

Ruthless, determined, aggressive, fearless the Ajumma will spend their time between prowling the subway for empty seats, looking for High school girls to chastise for daring to hold hands or exhibit any form of public affection, or the length of a their skirt, for someone to comment about the extra weight they are carrying, even though they themselves maybe less than perfect.  They will also demand your age, nationality (if you look foreign) occupation,  and other personal pieces of information with out an introduction, if you don't answer they will state their own assumptions.

I have been pushed, elbowed, body slammed with backpacks, poked in the back... I could go on!

I constantly have to make excuses to myself, that in Korea this is not considered rude... but I don't think there is any truth in it... it is rude... but this is Korea and after a while in your own albeit more subtle and hopefully more polite way you do as they do and keep your head down and get through the commute!

2 days 1 night - Company Workshop Part 3

2 days 1 night - Company Workshop Part 3: 

My new name, The Cryptic, The baseball star, Crayon Pop, and This is a normal working day you must drink all night!

I have decided to blog about my first company workshop / trip in several posts - here is part 3

After Beating the queue at the urinals after burst at the seams on the bus, it was time to hear what the managers had to say... Being over an hour late I was pretty hungry amplified by the fact that I had little understanding about what was being said, but the company ambition and current slogans were hammered into us by a succession of company CEO's.  Our company appears to have more managers than staff - about 5 men hold the position of CEO, the number of managers became more apparent towards the end of the evening..

Oh, by the way I have a new name, thanks to the HR department and I appear to have been demoted from senior engineer to just worker.

Roberto Kuli

 Here is my workshop name tag showing my name written as 로버트오 - Roberto  클리 - kuli.

After the managers speeches it was time for lunch (Finally) then a presentation from a guest star.  He is a baseball player and apparently quite famous, although I have no idea who he is (sorry).

He spoke for 1hr 30 mins - there were a few laughs from the crowd but I got the impression it was a long 1hr 30 mins for even the biggest rounders fan, sorry I meant baseball. - Korean people can't get to grips with the fact that we don't have baseball in the UK and that I know absolutely nothing about it. although I do want to go to a game, to see what the fuss is all about.

It was then time for the cryptic challenge, a kind of treasure hunt, where we had to complete some tasks to get a letter to put in to a code locked tube, so that we could reveal the secret locked inside. 

Here are some pictures of some of the activities

In part 3 I will blog about the evenings entertainment...

People throw out the nicest things!

I have said many times that I feel Korea is a nice safe country as there is little petty or violent crime; such as muggings, burglaries, and theft.. and far less if not NO - little shits on the street corners, drunk or stoned (Presumable they are all in Hagwons (academies) giving foreign teachers a hard time)... I acknowledge that I am lucky enough to live in a pretty nice area, that I am probably being a bit naive, but I really think it is true! -

Example 1: I have seen a man lean his carbon fibre racing bike outside a shop at the train station, leave his iPhone mounted on the handlebar cradle, go into the shop buy a drink come out and it was still there!

Example 2: Everyone leaves their sat nav and black box camera's on the windscreen mount, in full view of everyone... all the time!!!

 I have even seen people leave their car window open overnight with their sat nav and black box camera on the windscreen mount, in full view of everyone - I guess this is Example 3!

I think people just don't buy or want second hand / stolen things - however this is not the point of this post - but I think it sets a good pretext -  My point, today, is as the title suggests, people throw out the nicest things... and also it's about books!

Korean mothers, as everyone who has been to Korea knows, value their children's education almost as much as their lives - some maybe more if you consider the pressure placed on children to study hard which has been cited as a reason for high rates of child suicide (see wikipedia,Voices of youth, Beyond Hallyu (about 1/2 way down the page) for some examples) Again, I seem to have gone off on a tangent...  To provide their children with the opportunities and tools to 'be smart' Koreans spend a lot of money on books I didn't find a quotable source for this - but go to any Korean apartment, where they have young kids and you will see books, lots of books - A friend of ours, recently spent 4,000,000 won* on a collection of storybooks for their 6 month old baby!

*4 Million Won is a good monthly wage, about 2,300 British Pounds or 3,800 US Dollars

Anyway, Last night I went outside the apartment, to throw away the weekly trash and recycling and there on the wall next to the polystyrene boxes was an immaculate (seriously they looked almost new) set of about 30 childrens books about famous world and Korean historical figures from Lincoln to 이이 and I would bet money that some of them have never had a page turned let alone been read.

I am not ashamed to say that this impressive and no doubt expensive selection of childrens books, now resides in my spare room awaiting a quick dusting and shelving... (I am glad it wasn't raining yesterday). When I brought them through the door and showed Harvey he started jumping around the room with excitement!

I know that my kids and I will enjoy these books for many years - They should see my kids through elementary school (at least) and I plan on including reading them in my Korean studies!

Whoever threw them out... Thank you!

2 days 1 night - Company Workshop Part 2

2 days 1 night - Company Workshop Part 2: The Bus trip!

I have decided to blog about first company workshop / trip in several posts - here is part 2

I  arrived at work at around 8:30 to make sure I had enough time to find the right bus and be ready for the highlight (repeatedly) departure time of 8:50am.

As we waited for the bus I soon realised that this was 8:50am Korean time which means anytime after 8:50... as 9:40 came and went I wondered what was going on - I later found out that a total of 5 people had not shown up for the buses, of which there were a total of 9.  As the trip was mandatory I think some people were either close to death or had decided to drive...

The bus was definitely Korean style, complete with a quiz, Bingo, self introductions and Karaoke, No I didn't sing - although I did win a prize for my 자기 소개 (self introduction). Which went like this:

내 이름은 로버트 오클리입니다
나는 GPC 팀입니다    [sic]*
만나서 반가워요

Not grammatically correct and hardly eloquent - but I guess as a foreigner, you get points for trying!

The translation is:

My name is Robert Oakley
I am GPC Team [sic]*
Nice to meet you
 -  ( I am!!! - I work in the.. (>_;) Oh well there is always next time to make a first impression!)

- Everyone was apparently touched by the fact that I spoke in Korean The person who followed me made some comment about me speaking Korean but I couldn't quite catch what he said - The prize was a child sized mirror and comb!!! - My daughter definitely appreciated it more than me.

An hour late departing and saw us arrive very late for the senior management presentation and opening ceremony (Which then resulted in a later than planned lunch, at the delightful Oak Valley resort  (오크밸리 리조트).

Our late arrival at the resort and the result of several cups of coffee before departure I found myself DESPERATE to use the men's room and as the bus pulled into the car park I an one of my colleagues were off the bus despite the bus leader and MC trying to give some arrival instructions - he must of seen the desperation in my face and allowed me to pass.  I rushed to the resort facilities and while taking care of my business a queue formed behind me of 9 bus loads of men (Ok there are a lot of women at the company too, but you get the point)!


I will post part 3 shortly.

Amazing Things # 15 - Smart Pad

Amazing Things # 15 - Smart Pad

This is the smartpad, which state it aids the correct posture while sat at a desk, but based on my experience in Korea as a teacher, I think it would be excellent to support students as they sleep at their desks... come to think of it, this would be useful in the office too... ;)

Not just a jester!

Ok, a bit of fun for today... and the social commentary that is the genius of PSY!

Probably the artist least expected to break the US music scene and probably causing a few ruffled feathers through the 'ministry of tourism and promotion of South Korea' (the official department name is somewhere close to this!) due to mocking of the high credit socety that is South Korea

With Psy currently breaking records around the world for a Kpop artist and with the song being totally in korean, I thought I would share with you the English subtitled version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk69c72UlY&feature=youtu.be